i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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