Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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