I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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