just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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