Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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