1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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