He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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