Umm I'm too high to move.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
