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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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