talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
