I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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