do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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