what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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