Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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