Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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