thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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