quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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