To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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