I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
