Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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