I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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