I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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