I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's shark week go big or go home
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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