My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm passing your future prison.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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