I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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