i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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