Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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