butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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