is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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