if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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