I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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