So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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