she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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