My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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