I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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