uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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