But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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