I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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