This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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