She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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