u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
