i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wish you could order shots online.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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