quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just had sex on a roof
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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