Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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