Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This house was built for laser tag.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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