Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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