bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
