check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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