Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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