bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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