I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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