What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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