HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
The Olympian is in my bed
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